Tuesday, January 1, 2013

I Resolve

Did you make resolutions last night? I did. I really don't know why though, because I, like many others, break them within two weeks. However, when I set my mind to something, I can get a lot accomplished. I'm just better off starting in March or April sometime. There's not a lot of pressure then. So here are my latest can't miss resolutions for the upcoming year:
1. Gain 20 pounds!
2. Smoke a pack of Camels a day!
3. Fire my personal trainer!
4. Get myself into more stressful situations!
5. Get in debt!
6. Drive myself to drink!
7. Leave my desk just the way it is!
8. Eat more fried foods!
9. Spend all my money!
10. Barricade myself in my fortress. See no one!

 Can I keep them all? Stay tuned!
GRIN!
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21 comments:

  1. PerthDailyPhotoJanuary 1, 2013 at 9:47 AM

    Hahaha! The first one is too easy. Very 'tongue in cheek' Birdman , fun start to the new year!!

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  2. UnknownJanuary 1, 2013 at 9:49 AM

    LOL! Happy New Year! Love the snow on the chair.

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  3. ElenkaJanuary 1, 2013 at 9:54 AM

    Lord help me.....

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  4. LowellJanuary 1, 2013 at 10:02 AM

    I like the way your mind works. Very devious. Sneaky. But I think Elenka is gonna need some help.

    I never make resolutions. Well, I should say I've resolved to never make resolutions. People keep telling me I need more will power. But, heck, I've got lots of "will" power. When it comes to food, for instance, I will eat anything in sight. What I lack is "won't" power.

    I'm afraid 2013 will mimic 2012 in some ways. Darn!

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  5. KateJanuary 1, 2013 at 10:43 AM

    Those resolutions sound like it'll be a typical year! Lovely winter photo...Happy New Year to you!!

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  6. SharonJanuary 1, 2013 at 11:06 AM

    Now that is a good set of resolutions. I'll be starting on number one today. Traditionally, I have Mexican Food with a group of great friends every New Year's Day.

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  7. RandyJanuary 1, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    Those are my kind of resolutions I have one more though, Sample every kinds of dessert I come across.

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  8. TexWisGirlJanuary 1, 2013 at 12:06 PM

    the most honest and realistic list i've seen! :)

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  9. Yogi♪♪♪January 1, 2013 at 12:13 PM

    Those are my kind of resolutions. I have worked hard to get to my present sorry state and I'm not about to change now.

    Have a great New Year!

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  10. MalyssJanuary 1, 2013 at 12:46 PM

    Happy grumpy Year! :o)

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  11. JackJanuary 1, 2013 at 3:56 PM

    No resolutions for me. I am just planning to wake up every morning. Once that has been accomplished, the rest is a gift!

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  12. Sketchbook WanderingJanuary 1, 2013 at 6:40 PM

    The Devil's Resolutions! That is one happy looking chair, BTW...Best to you all!

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  13. MichelleJanuary 1, 2013 at 6:56 PM

    I'm ALL about #7 :)

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  14. Sharon CreechJanuary 1, 2013 at 7:19 PM

    hahaha: Love the spirit here. I'm going to add 'take more naps' to my list.

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  15. LONDONLULUJanuary 1, 2013 at 10:34 PM

    LOL - thank you for kicking us off with a big grin in 2013! Love the photo too:) Happy New Year!

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  16. Bob CroweJanuary 1, 2013 at 10:37 PM

    Heck, those are all pretty easy, except maybe the last one.

    I suggest # 11: don't sit in chairs filled with snow.

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  17. Folkways Note BookJanuary 1, 2013 at 11:59 PM

    Literally a "cool" chair in the snow. Your resolutions are just so great -- I can't top those! -- barbara

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  18. Regina January 2, 2013 at 12:58 AM

    Beautiful winter!

    Happy New Year!

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  19. brattcatJanuary 2, 2013 at 9:15 AM

    amazing...we have the same list...no wonder we get along so well.

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  20. SRQJanuary 2, 2013 at 9:57 AM

    Haha -- perfect list. I usually wait until one week into the new year to make my resolutions. Then, I try to review them every couple of months. (Seriously.)

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  21. -K-January 2, 2013 at 5:20 PM

    Very funny. Good luck with all of them.

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