Did you make resolutions last night? I did. I really don't know why though, because I, like many others, break them within two weeks. However, when I set my mind to something, I can get a lot accomplished. I'm just better off starting in March or April sometime. There's not a lot of pressure then. So here are my latest can't miss resolutions for the upcoming year: 1. Gain 20 pounds! 2. Smoke a pack of Camels a day! 3. Fire my personal trainer! 4. Get myself into more stressful situations! 5. Get in debt! 6. Drive myself to drink! 7. Leave my desk just the way it is! 8. Eat more fried foods! 9. Spend all my money! 10. Barricade myself in my fortress. See no one! Can I keep them all? Stay tuned! GRIN!